gesamtkunstwerk reviewed Low Down
beanhunter, i had such fucking high hopes for us, i thought you understood my spirit for socially-acceptable drug drinking, i thought anyone so idle and bourgeois as to actually rate cafes would at the very least discern decent coffee from the polished faux-chic surface it tries to impress. i could never understand how one failed to finish even a bad espresso, i mean it's so petit and painless, but at low down i could not manage it. i followed my wholesome fiori cup of cement with a pint of bleach just to rinse out my mouth and try to forget and by comparison, the bleach was rich in blueberry flavour and subtle in its intensity. there is plenty of bad coffee in perth, but never have i been so offended by a place that takes itself more seriously than i take myself. i am just perplexed (and glad i guess) that people on here enjoyed the maiming.